Saturday, July 4, 2009

Traffic or Tragedy?? (From Nairobi to Ahmedabad)

Since last few days I am back in Ahmedabad and I am pissed off with our great “Amdavadi driving style”. People drives “Bindass”, they neither care about their fellow commuters nor care about any rules and regulations. That results into traffic jams, accidents and chaos at every junction.

Now a day, I am often travelling to Kenya for my consulting assignments. So I’ve got a change to compare traffic conditions of both the cities and believe me it sucks everywhere! Both the cities have different set of problems that result into pathetic traffic conditions.

Just to brief you about Nairobi, It has highest number of Mercedes – Benz outside Germany. It is also a big market for refurbished (used) Japanese cars (as per my assumption every 8 out of 10 cars are the refurbished one!). Here, people prefers car because of security reasons. Now a day you will find few Chinese and Indian motorbikes on the road but the ratio is negligible as compared to cars.

If we talk about Nairobi, Infrastructure is almost zero and roads are the same what it was in 1975. Number of cars has been increased drastically but there is hardly any traffic signal! Every road has a series of traffic islands which creates further chaos!!

The moment you enter Nairobi, your first encounter with traffic jams will start from airport itself. The Mombasa Road is very famous for its bad traffic situations; one day it took me 2 hrs just to travel half a kilometre on Mombasa road. Overall traffic situation is almost same across Nairobi, the major reasons for traffic jam are rain, bad road conditions, accidents, MATATUs (Domestic mean of transport) and sometimes police officials themselves!

I would like to quote my encounter with traffic cops, one day there was a traffic jam on Enterprise Road and my driver was following the lane but to save my time he tried to change the lane. Suddenly a policeman came in front of my car, beat my driver and throw away my car’s keys! My driver took 25 minutes to search the keys and during that time my car was idle at the middle of the road; which results into a long file of cars behind me!!

Despite all the odds, traffic sense of the people is far better than Ahmedabad. People are generally following their lanes (except the great MATATU drivers!) and almost zero honking. As one of my colleague “Shri. Borse Bhai” rightly said it’s a serene traffic jam!

On the other side, Ahmadabad’s infrastructure is far better. Wider roads, traffic signals, flyovers, subways; it has everything - a city should have for better traffic management. But it is its people (Including me) who all are responsible for chaotic situation at every junction. People doesn’t have any traffic sense, they drive like crazy!

If someone can conduct a survey on noise pollution level, I am confident that Ahmedabad will top. Here, everyone loves honking. Even if you stop at red light; person behind your car will keep on honking. This is really a very pathetic and typical habit of Amdavadis (Person belongs to Ahmedabad)!

Amdavadi loves breaking traffic rules and they act like they accomplished some great task, but because of all these they make it worst for the person who follows the traffic rules!

In conclusion, I can say it’s better to stuck in Nairobi’s serene traffic jam than drive into so called world class Ahmedabad!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Kenya Diaries... (Part III)

June 15:
It’s Sunday and full of fun. I have been to my cousin’s place and enjoy delicious traditional food. I’ve also took a small round of Nairobi town and it was fantabulous!! I visited nearly all happening places of Nairobi i.e. Diamond Plaza, Village Market, Nakumatt Westgate, yaya center etc. Diamond Plaza is basically a market for Asian community where you will find a solution for all your need; Delicious Indian food, jewelry shops, tailors, grocery shops etc. I even visit a vegetable market and surprisingly Kenyan vendors try to convince customer in Guajarati and Hindi!
June 16:
Oh! It’s very difficult to wake up on Monday but I’ve to… I’ve started my trip towards Embu and Siakago at 6 AM and reached Embu by 8.30 AM. Here we had a meeting with our largest distributor and discuss a lot on women groups and their working style. We reached Siakago at somewhere around 12.30 PM and meet a women group’s leader. We also managed to bag some order from her. We come back to Embu by 3.00 PM and we had a meeting with another group leader over a lunch. We left Embu at 4.30 PM for Nairobi but our car had some mechanical problem we stuck on the highway! Somehow we managed to resolve it and reached Nairobi at 8.30 PM. It was very looong day for me.
June 17:
It’s bit relaxing after a day long trip to Mt. Kenya region. I’ve a meeting with KADET people at 2.00 PM so no more work in first half! Meeting was good and we finalized 3 road shows in Central and Western Kenya. We also work out new strategies on road shows and promotion of our products. It was over by 4.30 PM and I managed to reach home early. I hosted a booze party to myself as no one is there to give me a company!!!
June 18:
It was an ordinary day for me. In morning I had a brief meeting with Mr. Paul Madoc, company’s exclusive designer and Innovator (Don’t laugh guys here word “Innovation” is not so popular…lol!). He takes me through various functions of organization, Product knowledge, work functions etc. It was very informative session for me. Post lunch I prepared a proposal for tomorrow’s meeting with MANDELEO (NGO). That’s all for the day!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Kenya Diaries.... (Part II)

June 12:
Second day at office!
My boss allotted me a mentor Mrs. Magdaline; she has been working in rural areas especially among women groups since 1996 so it will be a great help for me to understand rural market. I got a cell connection today so now I am connected with friends and family. The whole day I spent in making presentation on given assignment. It was another boring day for me; let’s see what comes in to my way tomorrow!
June 13:
Oh! Another good day at office…I got my next week’s schedule; I will have to travel throughout the Kenya next whole week. It will be fun, I hope! I have to visit many NGOs and SHGs and try to understand their working style and company’s position among those groups. I met a German delegation working for UNICEF they are here in Kenya since last six months and working in eastern Kenya where >70% of the population is below poverty line and most of the region affected by insurgencies, because the province is bordering with Somalia. Now I am just waiting for weekend to come so that I can have some good break!!
June 14:
It’s Saturday and I have to work for half day somehow it gives me a feeling of our own Indian work culture; but the only difference here is people are more relaxed and come on work on Saturday for just sake of it. No one is bothered to work on Saturday but still they follow the rituals by attending office on Saturday. For next whole week I am on tour so not sure about when can I get a time to write, but let’s hope for the best…..
Adios!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Kenya Diaries..... (Part I)

Friends keep visiting this space...I will keep you updating at regular intervals!!
June 09:
It’s raining heavily outside and I am waiting for my flight to Kenya at Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport (CSIA), Mumbai. My flight got delayed by an hour and I have to wait, no other option left!!!
CSIA’s condition is very pathetic due to renovation under progress (As authority claims!!)…No one is there to assist passengers, not even single signage which can guide you properly. In this situation it is very difficult to navigate especially for the people flying first time. I helped two old ladies going to Canada to fill their Immigration forms; they were roaming directionless and ask everyone to help them as they didn’t know English.
I am feeling sleepy now so it’s time to take a small nap……
June 10:
Finally, I have been landed at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA), Nairobi. It was totally different experience from CSIA. Airport staff is very cooperative and always ready to help you. Very well managed and specious airport compared to CSIA. I got business visa for 3 months so now can stay and work here! Company sent a car to pick me up and Mongi (My Driver) is very humorous personal, Company gave me 2BHK apartment with all amenities but it seems boring to stay alone. One interesting thing I would like to share with you is Suzy – The caretaker of my apartment is a black woman but she cooks excellent Indian food! It really surprised me!!! Don’t know how many more surprises I will get… One strange thing is that, here no one except USD printed before 1999 and I am still searching for the answer…..
June 11:
Somehow I managed to wake up early as I have to reach at office by 8.15 am and it will take 30 minutes to reach there. My reporting boss (Group CMO) introduced me with his staff and assigned me a small research work to complete within 2 days. Everyone in the company seems very cooperative and I feel very comfortable to work with them. After lunch he introduced me to Group GM and he literally screwed me by asking me lots of questions which I never hear about it, at one moment I thought I am gone but then he smiled and explain the whole concept. Mr. Dave (Group GM) is simply the “MARKETING GURU” and I didn’t surprise when I came to know that twice a year he is flying to Ahmedabad to teach marketing to IIMA students!
Way back to home I’ve seen road side market and it represents different Kenya…a poor, hungry Kenya which I’ve never come across earlier! Inflation rate is roaring very high after February general elections in Kenya and Per Capita Income is $ 1200 (Source: Wikipedia), 23% of people lives below poverty line and earn less than $1 per day, which makes their life miserable.

Monday, April 7, 2008

My Dream Office Space

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jalaypandya's perfect workplace

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Bye Bye Good Bye...!!!

ah.... finally i finished up wid a month long exams and still struggling to comes out from the exam fever!!!

Now feel li'll bit relaxed and li'll excited about go home after a loooong period of 4 months. I don't now why but since morning there is only one jingle running through my mind and that is very well-know VIP luggage commercial "Bye Bye Bye Goodbye..."

So, now its time to say Good Bye to Pune and will come back soon wid my new post on "The Vautha Village Fair (The Donkey Fair)".

Sayonara Folks!

Napoleon

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Party time is here again!!!

Once again it's party time for Indian stock brokers and investors as Indian markets hit an all time high of 18,000. It took just eight days for the SENSEX to move from 17,000 to 18,000, setting a new milestone in the process.

The journey was the second-shortest. The BSE 30 index crossed 17K on September 26, taking just six trading sessions to travel from 16K.

Strong buying was seen in telecom, metal, realty, IT, cap goods, oil & gas and auto stocks on expectations of rise in quarter earnings for these sector companies.Technology shares rose for the second consecutive day on expectations of robust quarter earnings.
THE JOURNEY towards 18,000.......
-Sensex takes 8 days to move from 17,000 to 18,000
-Contribution - RIL 185 pts, Infosys 152 pts, L&T 103 pts
-Contribution - REL 104 pts, TATA Steel 42 pts, Rel Comm 93 pts
-Contribution - Bharti 69 pts, BHEL 59 pts, NTPC 39 pts, Satyam 33 pts
-Top 5 stocks have contributed to 60% of rally from 17,000 to 18,000
-FIIs have invested $3.54 bn in cash market
-Sensex Journey from 1k to 18k
Rupee becomes strongest ever against USD after the period of 10 years (i.e. 1997) and SENSEX crossed 18,000 mark So, What is left to be said ?? I can only say its time for India Poised to "India Realised"
Cheeeeers!!!
Napoleon